Tom reading Stories Before Bedtime, The Kingdom of Earth, 2012.
HOLY HELL, this is him as he’s reADING AN EROTIC STORY!?!?!?
Dad said if this gets 600,000 notes I can get a American Eskimo Puppy like this one
I always wanted a dog. Please he doesn’t think its possible even though the chicken thing happened He has money saved and is more than willing if it happens.
bitch were getting you a puppy ok
hey you
get this girl her puppy
We have a new cause.
How to properly break the 4th wall
This was on yesterday and I was trying really REALLY hard to love it, and some parts I did, but I kept getting distracted by the ACTING. GOOD LORD. It wasn’t even “So bad you have to love it” a la spaceballs, it was just plain bad.
So I have AMAZING friends, and they threw me a SURPRISE 21st birthday. I had NO IDEA this was going on. THIS, my darlings, is the cake my mom gave me. Isn’t it just the bees knees? God this year has a good start to it. She even included people I ACTUALLY FOLLOW.
Kathleen Wynne is now Ontario’s premier, the first openly gay leader of a government ever. Currently calling her six competitors and her Caucus members up on stage. She’s also the first female Premier of Ontario.
Improv in Toronto has done it again! Last time it was Ninjas and now it’s zombies! I was able to GO to this one too! SUCH a great time.
CANADA IS TIGHTENING SECURITY ON ITS BORDERS IN THE EVENT THAT ROMNEY WINS
and it was announced in the most passive-aggressive way ever
go canada
You know your poltical candidacy is pretty bad if another country is worried about illegal immigrants coming across their borders if you win.
Wanna know the funniest part?
Our Prime Minister is a douche bag conservative.
